We are very close to 2012. According to the beliefs of the Mayans or the people of the Maya civilization, there would be a cataclysmic event on December 21, 2012, which is said to be the end date of a 5,125 year long cycle in the Mayan Long Count calendar. It suggests that the world would end on 21st December 2012! Hollywood produced a film on the subject with a very obvious name - 2012.
Wow, so it means we have less than two years to live. Even if anyone is lame enough to believe this, what should they do? Here's a list of suggestions.
- Take maximum possible loans and splurge the money on traveling,cars, luxurious pursuits, etc. (When the world ends, the banks too would perish, so no need to worry about EMIs)
- Quit your jobs and do what you always wanted to do
- If you already are a multi-millionaire or a multi-billionaire, become a philanthropist now. Start with ME :p
- Go and spit on the faces of people who bugged you. (I suggest do this during the last week before the apocalypse, they will be ok about the whole thing!)
- Start a fight, get into a fight and finish the fight
- Steal a car, wear a seatbelt and go on rampage banging every obstacle on the road, excluding humans and strays. AWESOME fun ;)
- Do some illegal stuff
- The boy/girl next door or on the bus or in the train or in your office or anywhere whom you secretly like, go and tell him/her that you are head over heels over him/her
- Get Laid
- Get Laid as much as possible ;)
- People of the 'Boring Kind', go for a spiritual pilgrimage
- Yeah, wear completely wacky clothes. So wacky that Lady Gaga would think, now why didn't I think of that!
- Get a Macbook Air, iPad and iPhone and start a cult where Steve Jobs is made a god and the religion is called Apple :)
- Whether you're fat or a supermodel, binge without a reason. Let the gyms shut shop
- Thank every single person who believed in you
- The people who said that you are a failure and cannot make in life, go out and find them, and do either of the two - Forgive them or Tell them you feel sorry for them
- Guys - Pee from the terrace of a really tall building
- Girls in the building - close your windows if you see unexpected drizzle :p
- Gatecrash, in a crowd of thousands, when the Parliament is session. And do what you always wanted to do as citizens. (I think I know what we would do!)
- Gatecrash every possible hi-profile party on the planet
- DANCE anywhere and everywhere
- Find some one and fall in love. Sweeeeet!
- Throw your TV sets out of the balcony
- Disconnect from the internet, especially facebook and connect with real people
- Vegans and vegetarians, please eat meat. We don't wanna waste so much sumptuous meat on apocalypse day :p
- Remember GOD
- If you're an atheist, ask for forgiveness from GOD and join some religion you moron because all religions have a ticket to heaven ;)
- Spend Dec 21, 2012 with your parents and your loved ones.
I'm sure you would have few more dozens, ADD them in the comments section.
